urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:batalien OH MY GOD! BATALIEN!! OH MY GOD! BATALIEN!! 2006-04-03T21:09:37Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:batalien:1250 2004-03-28T08:25:50Z 2004-03-28T08:25:50Z My new website will launch soon. Expect all sorts of new tomfoolery and madcappery. I still like to hang outside that boys house and freak him out, and I think the bulk of the site's content will involve that. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:batalien:792 2003-09-07T23:15:11Z 2006-04-03T21:09:24Z I tired my hand at pro wrestling today. A local independant promoter had heard of me, and gave me a call.<br />When I arrived I thought I would get a costume.. they told me I didnt need one.. I was pretty upset.<br />I am a super hero for crying out loud. I was just thre to make a few extra bucks, you know?<br />They wouldnt even give me a mask.<br />I won the match with a nerve hold a Vulcan taught me a few years ago..<br />It was sort of fun. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:batalien:766 2003-09-07T23:13:08Z 2006-04-03T21:09:37Z In a meeting today with the Justice League, I was voted off the team.<br />I accidentally mutilated a few innocent cows, and they threw me out.<br />I cant mutilate the cows, but they can celebrate a victory over Dr. Doom by having a BBQ?<br />Hypocrites.